RIDDLE MY GRAY MATTER

Some Questions only God can answer for me!

Why are apartments so close together?
Why do you drive on the Parkway and park on the driveway?
Why aren't buildings called builts when they are done?
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why did they write a song about it?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? Duh! we didn't
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Why is there always one in every crowd?

If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd?
Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What is the speed of dark?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?